The new 3-D

Digital 3-D accompanies the otherwise lame remake of the 1981 slasher pic My Bloody Valentine. Amazing that they remade it. It's sort of like warming up a fast-food burger that's been in the back of the freezer for a couple of decades. We're happy to report that the new 3-D ("Real D") is a major jump forward, thanks in large part to the sufficiently sturdy Ray Ban-like shades that you get with every ticket (see left). But is there a Hollywood director out there who knows how to use the new technology artistically? Calling Tim Burton...